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demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

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abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

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raisinbrandy:

i see a lot of posts on tumblr along the lines of “let’s watch movies and make out” and yeah i can see the fun in that if the movie is boring but if the movie is REALLY GOOD and has a lot of intense action scenes or dialogue then don’t kiss me don’t tOUCH ME DON’T LOOK AT ME BECAUSE YOU BETTER BE WATCHING THE GODDAMN CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE ON THE SCREEN WE CAN HAVE SEX AFTER THE AVENGERS SAVE THE CITY

(via retiredjesus)

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bullied:

maybe ur dick is so small because you shoved 2/3 of it into your personality

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azrael-tsv:

I 100% Agree
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guykneecologist:

This.

omfg reblogging till the end of time

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choctawaukerman:

I’ve been laughing for 20 years

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newandclassicemo:

A high school banned the marching band from playing Fall Out Boy songs because the lyrics were suggestive.

A marching band

Isn’t allowed to play Fall Out Boy 

Because of suggestive lyrics

Marching bands are instrumental

(via shezzacumberbabe)

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